*Trips on bra* it’s a booby trap!
I’d rather be nine people’s favorite thiiing than a hundred people’s ninth favorite thiiiiing
Every time I go on twitter I just think “Gee I wonder what shitty song I forgot existed someone is gonna quote today.”
Humpty Dumpty sat on The Wall, Humpty Dumpty sat on The Dark Side of the Moon, Humpty Dumpty sat on Wish You Were Here, Humpty Dumpty sat on my entire collection of Pink Floyd albums
"Chandler’s Wife" Once David Abeles
stuck in my head 5ever
here ya go anon
jesus fucking christ
I know what I want to be… invisible. I don’t need drugs. An invisible man, I could float around and slip into people’s minds and know exactly what they’re doing and what they’re thinking. I could go anywhere, do anything… I could perform miracles. That’s the only thing I want to do on this dirt.