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How many orgasm does it take to get to the center of my tootsie pop?

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via radicalteen)

I park like a FBI agent on Criminal Minds.

"   Nietzsche wrote, “The irrationality of a thing is not an argument against its existence, rather, a condition of it.”   "

tonysaandoval:

Childish Gambino - Heartbeat

I wish we never fucked, and I mean that. … But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.