commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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nyorozo:

why does school have to exist can’t we all just be 1920s factory workers

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aleetlepinch:

I love the differences between US and British culture. For example, we call “chips” french fries, and they burned down our capitol in 1812.

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child: trips and falls by accident
hispanic mother: MUCHACHO CARAJO CABRÓN ESTUPIDO COÑO
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"When I was young, about eight or so, I tried making friends with God by inviting him to my house to watch the world series. He never showed."

The Basketball Diaries
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that moment when you are laying… in bed…naked….sweating…too lazy to get up….and feel…the need…to put lots of….ellipses…to indicate….your lethargicness…

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lacigreen:

welp.

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