a metaphor of my life
best moment on television. ever.
why does everything always happen at once?
I’m kind of jealous
of how quickly my skin can heal itself.
i’m really sorry
UGHHH I LITERALLY CANNOT RIGHT NOW
“One of my plays is getting produced!”
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”
Why do people even bother talking to me honestly