you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
i’m going to make a blog called so-unrelatable and i’m just going to go through really obscure tags reblogging things like “does anyone else hate it when you’re going antiquing and you drop your vibrator into a priceless arabesque vase and the entire table starts bumpin and you just gotta be like Oh My God These Antiques Are Haunted”
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
he looks like he is trying not to cry
"Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy"
I am not, why anonymous person do you know me from YMC, because I haven’t gone since my freshman year??
John Green, Paper Towns (via kittymudface)tbearlupin)
Brilliant Thought-Provoking Satirical Illustrations by Pawel Kuczynski