My name is Michaella. I'm human being number 1005963297.
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."
I like offensive jokes even when they don't line up with my opinions and beliefs.
"I'm Aquarius, destined for greatness or madness."
"Give in to love, or live in fear."
"Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now."
"So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."
The love of my life. · BB · My Other BB· My Dream Girl
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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
I love the differences between US and British culture. For example, we call “chips” french fries, and they burned down our capitol in 1812.
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that moment when you are laying… in bed…naked….sweating…too lazy to get up….and feel…the need…to put lots of….ellipses…to indicate….your lethargicness…